April172014

turntechgoddamnit:

turntechgoddamnit:

for some reason i was reminded of the time where I had one of these sodas:

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and it had been shaken at one point without me knowing, so when i cracked it open it started to foam and fizz like crazy.

So, to prevent it from getting everywhere i put my mouth over the entire cap and kept swallowing until it stopped

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and that was my first gay experience

someone asked me to repost this.

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pattastic:

wish fight clubs were a real thing, i just want to punch someone and get punched rn.

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canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

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f0rever-lesbian:

myladyfire:

Ghost rolled in some sidewalk chalk.

Need

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canyouknock:

when someone wants to borrow your laptop and your search history lookingimage

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serrible:

richarcl:

im goin 2 use 3d printing technology to make myself a man, with blonde hair and a tan

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snailofficial:

beksboys:

so i filled a watering can and went out to water my flowers but for some reason the water wasn’t coming out of the end properly so i had a look to see if any dirt or leaves were blocking it and

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i don’t know if u can see this but that is . a snail there is a snail chilling out in the end of the nozzle and i cannot water my plants because of it

excuse me sir this is not where u belong

Snails belong anywhere we please

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upsidedownyetrightsideup:

oddphilosiphies:

foolish-wisdom:

foolish-wisdom:

ATTENTION EVERYONE:
this is one of my best friends from dance, Kierra. she is the most mature sixth graders I know. the only thing I don’t like about her is that she is convinced that she’s fat. I have tried so hard to convince her otherwise but nothing works. if you guys could reblog this if you think that she is perfect the way she is so I can show her how many people believe that she is not fat, that would be amazing

c’mon guys, I know how powerful you are on this website. it just takes one click. this girl isn’t even 13 yet

Why in the world would she think she was fat?

She’s gorgeous!

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cwtae-likeblackholesinthesky:

bestofnowyoukno:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know more about Pope Francis! (Source)

Pimpin’ Pope

Someone finally to bring religion out of the dark ages and integrate it with modern society.

What is a religion? It’s people. It’s not a book, or a building, or priests and preachers. It’s the people.

People change. Societies change. Therefore religion must change to keep from denying the development and improvement of societies. But mostly it’s the other way around: societies are supposed to conform to a never-changing set of rules, which may or may not have ever happened.

"Foolish rules of ancient date designed to make us all feel great while we fold spindle and mutilate those unbelievers from a neighboring state."

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